Do you have any scar?
Yup! I have a little lobster shaped scar on my left ankle, a relic of my tough clash with a wild monkey.
Who are your heroes?
Alexander the Great, Jessica Rabbit, and myself.
Do you do your own shopping?
Do you think i've lost my mind! Usually, I hire a number of Yale graduates to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a gang of professional buyers scattered around the world. For the clothes, always a critical issue, I ever employ a group of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.
Samuel, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing location with a vip whose name I've not the permission to expose. Have you something to tell us?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with Y.N..
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to occur. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your dear one or your car may "by accident" blow up. Is it all clear now?
Now that I look it under a better light, the picture is indistinct...
You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of August I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue potatoes and blue jays died by natural causes.
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