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Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson born December 21st, 1948 (Sagittarius)
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In his underground cavern Samuel L. Jackson is bravely looking for a way to turn metal scraps into chicken nuggets (pixabay photo)

Do you have any scar?
Yup! I have a little lobster shaped scar on my left ankle, a relic of my tough clash with a wild monkey.

Who are your heroes?
Alexander the Great, Jessica Rabbit, and myself.

Do you do your own shopping?
Do you think i've lost my mind! Usually, I hire a number of Yale graduates to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a gang of professional buyers scattered around the world. For the clothes, always a critical issue, I ever employ a group of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Samuel, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing location with a vip whose name I've not the permission to expose. Have you something to tell us?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with Y.N..

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to occur. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your dear one or your car may "by accident" blow up. Is it all clear now?

Now that I look it under a better light, the picture is indistinct...
You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?

I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of August I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue potatoes and blue jays died by natural causes.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Samuel L. Jackson's secret telephone number :
9087422923 933093834 789913752 4891535658 798740374 514903475 5336167145 3241512848 544411891 225380614 3711698365 509438699 7600835218 5286479886 4415523658 8940831649 2848611020 982364906 9673660704 468735443
I patiently sat tight for several weeks for an occasion to have a short interview with Samuel L. Jackson. The resulting transcription was impressive, like "Moby Dick" rewritten by the Green Arrow. Thus, it was awfully disastrous, to put it mildly, that my neighbor by accident set my only copy on fire! After I left the padded cell, I made an effort to recollect those marvelous words. Actually, to be honest, I'm not really so confident this web page contains an absolutely genuine chronicle of what transpired during our appointment, and thus I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.