Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Absolutely! I'm like a medicine, a Godsent one, for the crowd. I make no distinction: I'm known to delight prominent moguls and disconsolate crime scene cleaners to the same extent. Say, there are 14 streets with my name in two different countries, not counting Babar's Kingdom and Cyprus, which I did not know they were countries.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every three hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Sandra Bollock", who turns out to be a former copywriter from Indianapolis. That's quite saddening, but not as much worrisome as discovering that for Yahoo my name is similar to a revolting vulgarity in Chinese.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Norman Bates.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
I need to call my agent.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I suffer with an unreasonable phobia for dog shaped clouds, due to a curious accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by lions, but that is quite normal.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are you seriously asking me to decide?
Your zodiac sign is Leo. Are you a typical Leo?
Nay! I'm sometimes unfriendly, quite attentive, yielding and tolerant. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artist.
What do you eat between meals?
Nectarines with ketchup, a pizza, two yogurts, and a bit of champagne.
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