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Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock born July 26th, 1964 (Leo)
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During the month of March Sandra Bullock usually eats just blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue corn and the so-called Smurf hash, whose recipe is a disquieting mystery we prefer to leave surrounded by its riddle (source)

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Tazbekistan. If I'm not mistaken, it is brown and purple with a white rabbit in the center. Tazbekistan is a proud but desperate country. They are so penniless the national hymn is the Toys "R" Us jingle sung backward.

Sandra, do you have something to say to young people?
Guess so! Don't let the color of your skin deter you from anything. Sun block and sunscreen are sold for a reason.

You appear to be always so sprightly and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. Each person has two sides. Sometimes, when I meet a colleague, my heart became heavier and my vision goes black. And suddenly, I experience an impulse to expunge that loser from the earth and jump on her icy coffin. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover it.

Do you know any good migraine cure?
Yes, in case of migraine, mix two parts of sparkling wine, three parts of mineral water and some olive oil. Put the resulting elixir on your ankles and your wrists.

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a stack of banknotes in my pockets. You may look at them in awe, you can ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes, I do! I have developed an irrational phobia for venetian blinds, after a curious accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also scared by lions, but that is quite common.

Do you do your own shopping?
Not hardly! Usually, I hire a crew of NASA dropouts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a gang of professional buyers distributed around the globe. For the garnments, I ever pay a team of stand-in, one for each body part.

As everybody knows, the problem of anemia in kangaroos is reaching huge proportions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Surely! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,100/night) will go to an organization for the cure of anemia in kangaroos.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Sandra Bullock's private telephone number :
8201738575 7774665925 305310149 5032900425 9149673071 6179708823 411133737 8314756269 9219476973 3012763326 4548074378 314974744 8976765025 2551508298 9350128997 267417246 6640019099 3481411904 2252011019 564028207
To be frank, my supervisor had arranged my brief rendezvous with Sandra Bullock several months beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had better things to do, like collecting light bulbs or breeding mites. So, this web page is mainly the impression of a nightmare that followed after a heavy dinner based on cabbage stew and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.