In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Tazbekistan. If I'm not mistaken, it is brown and purple with a white rabbit in the center. Tazbekistan is a proud but desperate country. They are so penniless the national hymn is the Toys "R" Us jingle sung backward.
Sandra, do you have something to say to young people?
Guess so! Don't let the color of your skin deter you from anything. Sun block and sunscreen are sold for a reason.
You appear to be always so sprightly and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. Each person has two sides. Sometimes, when I meet a colleague, my heart became heavier and my vision goes black. And suddenly, I experience an impulse to expunge that loser from the earth and jump on her icy coffin. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover it.
Do you know any good migraine cure?
Yes, in case of migraine, mix two parts of sparkling wine, three parts of mineral water and some olive oil. Put the resulting elixir on your ankles and your wrists.
What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a stack of banknotes in my pockets. You may look at them in awe, you can ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes, I do! I have developed an irrational phobia for venetian blinds, after a curious accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also scared by lions, but that is quite common.
Do you do your own shopping?
Not hardly! Usually, I hire a crew of NASA dropouts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a gang of professional buyers distributed around the globe. For the garnments, I ever pay a team of stand-in, one for each body part.
As everybody knows, the problem of anemia in kangaroos is reaching huge proportions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Surely! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,100/night) will go to an organization for the cure of anemia in kangaroos.
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