A conversation with Saoirse Ronan
Saoirse Ronan
Saoirse Ronan born April 12th, 1994 (Aries)
Less known fact: before becoming famous Saoirse Ronan has lived for 4 years in a Klingon cooperative in Atlanta (source)

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Atonement"?
Touche'! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of compelling reasons for that...

What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the soothing rustle of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more mainstream, for example "the first 'mom' of your tot" or "the effervescent laugh of a light-hearted child ".

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
I do a great imitation of a hedgehog, usually for kids or everybody willing to spend mucho dinero to see the performance.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Nikola Tesla. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 15 seconds.

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters at the United Nations.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Saoirse Ronan, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Grand Theft Auto V" player.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been nice, you go to Ibiza, if you have been dull you go to Ontario.

Saoirse, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal malarky.

Today an alarming irascibility and a worrisome anxiety are crippling your desire for a peaceful soul, but with respect to tomorrow today is a feast, so good luck.
Pfft! You are dead on!

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Saoirse Ronan's private telephone number :
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My appointment with Saoirse Ronan has been arranged days beforehand. The resulting piece was stunning, like "The Lord of the Rings" rewritten by Thor. Hence, it was very unlucky that another inmate set my only copy on fire! After I left the padded cell, I attempted to recollect those wonderful words. To be aboveboard here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is an absolutely truly report of our appointment, and now I'm starting to doubt it ever happened...
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