A conversation with Sarah Gadon
Sarah Gadon
Sarah Gadon born April 4th, 1987 (Aries)
Less known fact: Sarah Gadon is fluent in Klingonese and Catalan (source)

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my soul, I often rest on a cot made of nails.

Who are your heroes?
George W. Bush, James Bond, and myself.

What do you think about the international situation?
Drats! I think it is presently quite grim, since there are nations where it is difficult to find even an adequate margarita.

You're awesome in "Dracula Untold". Were you given a lot of freedom to create your character?
Totally! I like to ad lib. It's my trademark and directors oblige.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can proudly tell you that I make my own brand. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Picronella obtusa, an almost extinct tree native of Ivalice.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a gray penguin on my shoulder. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Chicago jungle, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.

If I may say so, Sarah, you are well known for your particular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Lately I've found that I can't stay anywhere without dehydrated vermouth or a pepperoni pizza delivered daily to my door.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Aye! It is lamentable that I have so little time to put down the words. Last winter I've read the recap of the abridged version of the book "The Road", and I found it quite palatable. Thus, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain Cormac McCarthy - since I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Sarah Gadon's secret telephone number :
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I patiently sat on my bottom forever for an occasion to have a short talk with Sarah Gadon. The resulting transcription was great, like it was written by Joseph Conrad under the effects of unhealthy substances. Thus, it was untoward that my dog (probably on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I came out from stupor, I attempted to summon up those stunning words. To be clear here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is an absolutely truthful chronicle of what transpired during our interview, and so I'm starting to question whether it actually took place...
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