Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too hard at work doing very influential things to waste time on such technicalities. I pay a group of shopping specialists to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a number of professional buyers scattered around the world. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever have a team of stand-in, one for each body part.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a yellow sea monkey on my elbow. It is bioluminescent, so I can be find if I am abducted, but unfortunately it works better if I'm somehow au naturel.
A fictional character you recognize as your doppelganger?
Almost everybody, but expecially Morticia Addams, because of our innate curiosity. In my dreams we both love little anteaters.
You have been seen in a compromising position with a singer whose name and whose gender I've not the authorization to tell. Care to comment?
If you mean X.X., then it was a completely irreproachable thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with Q.C...
I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur all the time. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your parents or your spouse may "accidentally" blow up. Are we clear now?
Let's forget about that picture...
What would you like to do right now?
Buy a moat for my castle.
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