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A conversation with Sarah Hyland
Sarah Hyland
Sarah Hyland born November 24th, 1990 (Sagittarius)
The typical appearance of her followers (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with Sarah Hyland, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Sarah, and welcome to An Afternoon With Somebody.
It's a pleasure being here, especially because I can't remember if you owe me money.

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

What would you like to do right now?
Mock somebody's else way of life.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every four hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Sarah Heland", who allegedly is a flower grower from Austin. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much embarassing as learning that according to Bing my name sounds like an awful blasphemy in Klingonese.

According to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising location with a famous person whose name I'm not allowed to expose. Any comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with Q.Y..

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, some casual photons spontaneously originated an utterly random picture in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your dog or your office could "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Do you understand now?

I was joking, there is absolutely no photo...

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Sarah Hyland's home telephone number is listed here :
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Clearly, celebrities are busy people. It's difficult for them to fix a meeting for an interview. So we decided to leave Sarah Hyland peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without her help. Therefore, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Sarah.
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