A conversation with Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Michelle Gellar born April 14th, 1977 (Aries)
Writing her will, Sarah Michelle Gellar has requested that her body should be buried in a coffin made of diamonds (source)

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to levitate just a little.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Sarah Michelle Gellar, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "BioShock" player.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I liked all of their movies.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My favorite karaoke song is "Music Is My Way of Life" by Patti LaBelle.

You're brilliant in "Cruel Intentions". Were you given a lot of latitude to shape your character?
Totally! I'm used to ad lib. It's my trademark and directors oblige.

Do you know Carol Cruz (a former midwife, now a chemist) from Springfield?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to her. Then there was a rumor about the perplexing suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.

Are you superstitious?
Yes! I have to fill my right pocket with gravel right before an important encounter.

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a stack of money in my pockets. You may stare at them in awe, you may ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

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