An interview with Sarah Paulson
Sarah Paulson
Sarah Paulson born December 17th, 1974 (Sagittarius)
Should Sarah Paulson give up acting, her second best choice as working career would be ananas grower (pixabay photo)

Apart from acting, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
Well, I do a great imitation of a beaver, mostly for kids or everybody willing to pay a large check to see the performance.

Sarah, you are well known for your unconventional requests when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Lately I've found that I can't live without platinum-plated potpourri or industrially-made cheddar cheese delivered everyday to my suite.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Anna Kendrick. We were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we were in fourth grade.

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pyramid of money in my pockets. You may watch them, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Nicolaus Copernicus. I played Wolverine until somebody got smart.

Are you superstitious?
Yup! I never wear red and gray cloths together before a significant interview.

Can you tell me the square root of 716756134?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to dump you.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my fantastic cure. In case of need mix one part of white wine, three parts of fruit smoothie and some mayonnaise. Apply the resulting elixir on your tongue and your ankles.

There is no possibility any of these is Sarah Paulson's private telephone number :
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I lay in wait for weeks before being able to have a brief exchange with Sarah Paulson. The resulting transcription was breathtaking, like "The Godfather" rewritten by Catwoman. Thus, it was very disastrous, to put it mildly, that my ferret by accident (I hope!) set my only copy on fire! After I took my medications, I made an effort to summon up those jaw-dropping words. So, to be straight here: I'm not really certain this web page is a completely genuine report of our interview, and thus I'm starting to doubt it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.