A talk with Sarah Shahi
Sarah Shahi
Sarah Shahi born January 10th, 1980 (Capricorn)
In the month of April Sarah Shahi usually eats exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue jays died by natural causes and the so-called Smurf stew, whose details are a disquieting enigma we prefer to leave wrapped up in its riddle (pixabay photo)

Can you tell me the square root of 884828834?
I think that one of the possible answers is something around 77.

What would Sarah Shahi do to solve the problem of violence and criminality that is threatening modern society?
Well, in my opinion, appointing a bodyguard to every citizen can make many issues go away, but most legislators are just close-fisted fossil chaps little receptive of my clever advice.

Sarah, what is your take of the next Oscar debate?
Surely, this has always been a minefield.

On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a one in Mongolia, but a ten in Los Angeles.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Bilbo Baggins.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the stimulating swish of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more mainstream, like "the first 'mom' of your daughter" or "the joyful giggle of an angelic kid ".

Which is your method for eternal youth?
Curiously, it is a weekly sponging with hot unicorn blood.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is

The rabbit of despair
The ghostly rabbit of despair
dashes on the murky grasslands of emptiness
when I look in the eye my planet mourning.
If only it had been the pork of despair
we could have bacon at least.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Sarah Shahi's private telephone number :
7894123119 7229274311 4392339445 497056136 6829424508 9070923094 3801127489 7228822545 200082858 2866728427 8298836225 3541995088 5186792949 4763314497 5258582749 6399560649 2453498135 707249872 4096728885 2831442486
I waited forever for a chance to have a brief conversation with Sarah Shahi. The resulting interview was wonderful, like it was written by Miguel de Cervantes in his prime. Hence, it was highly lamentable that my ferret devoured my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I tried to recall those marvelous words. To be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a completely truly run-down of our exchange, and so I'm starting to wonder if it actually took place...
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