A conversation with Sasha Grey
Sasha Grey
Sasha Grey born March 14th, 1988 (Pisces)
Sasha Grey spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. However, she learnt bilocation 101 (pixabay photo)

What's your favorite vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. Maybe you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments.

What motivates you to act?
It's better than working...

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Margot Robbie, because I always liked her as James Bond.

You have been the recipient of several prizes. What is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 6, I won the "Tin Anteater Award" assigned by the Mayor of Dallas for "exceptional yet superfluous acting exhibition".

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the exciting tingle of two pieces of gold caressing each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more fashionable, say, "the heartening laugh of a light-hearted child " or "the soothing purr of a pleased kitten".

Sasha, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next holiday I leased a posh palace on the secretive mountains of Borduria. The only problem was making a payment in Linden dollars to the genial estate agent from Russia that proposed me the business by email.

Nowaday the problem of amebiasis in anteaters is attaining monumental proportions. Is Sasha Grey doing anything in this respect?
Surely! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The profits ($900 per night) will go to a charity for the cure of amebiasis in anteaters.

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