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An interview with Sasha Grey
Sasha Grey
Sasha Grey born March 14th, 1988 (Pisces)
Last month, Sasha Grey has sold her famous gummy bears collection to an anonymous collector for $132,000 (pixabay photo)

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments.

You are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in June I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue potatoes and blue jays died by natural causes.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Dinotopia, probably because it has my face in a corner.

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can confess that I make my own brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the baby leaves of Siphonandra terminalis, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Colombia.

Which is your earliest memory?
Well, I'm the testimonial for a new parfum called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I'm eager to prove it.
You are out of luck, it will be legal only in Glubbdubdrib and Kiribati.

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a three in Boston, but a seven in Nepal.

Sasha, do you like prairie dogs?
No dice!

Why you do not like prairie dogs, if I may ask?
First of all, they reek! And one prairie dog bite my grandpa's leg. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an actress, so I should probably rethink my opinion about prairie dogs.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Sasha Grey's secret telephone number :
4889199212 559828713 7652429345 3601749106 9059712165 7130458242 947277829 995750170 2635417296 319120575 7992062610 6676875785 336404630 2960472070 7497970498 8270780372 732670112 4992025514 6873835784 3114092514
To be frank, my chief had patiently planned my talk with Sasha Grey weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like cultivating medicinal herbs or learning Armenian. So, the transcript above is essentially the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a generous dinner based on deep-fried Mars bars and raw broccoli.
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