A conversation with Sasha Pieterse
Sasha Pieterse
Sasha Pieterse born February 17th, 1996 (Aquarius)
Sasha Pieterse is always looking for alternative ways to stay in touch with her devotees. (pixabay photo)

Sasha, what do you think of global warming?
I've already explained my thoughts in a paper accepted for publication on Asian Journal of Modern Mechanicism.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Hell no! I'm sometimes surly, a bit lazy, cooperative and itchy. My friends say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artist.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to liars, armadillos, and quinine.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Frank Lloyd Wright.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a white sea monkey on my foot. It contains a GPS, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Indianapolis suburbia, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little au naturel.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Good Luck Chuck"?
Okey-doke! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Anna Kendrick, because I imagine we share a taste for Spiderman.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my will, I frequently take a siesta on a bed made of fresh nettle.

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