Scarlett, should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of lightning rod installer. I already have some experience in that field.
What’s in your pocket right now?
Balderdash! This is a tricky one. As this interview is a fantasy of your indecent neurons, I'm completely stark-naked, so no pockets at all.
Scarlett, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Lost in Translation"?
I guess so! They do not assemble a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of valid causes for that...
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a gopher. A large, fat, poised gopher, sated and dozy in the summer shade.
I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. However, I learnt to levitate just a little.
Scarlett, are you superstitious?
Of course! I have to grate the sole of my shoes right before an important business meeting.
Could you suggest a remedy for diarrhea?
Here it is my fantastic quick fix for diarrhea. Mix one part of whiskey, two parts of instant coffee and some chives. Guzzle the resulting potion every 20 minutes for at least 4 hours.
What's the strangest dream that you remember?
Not really a dream: I was in a vacant dark place. A strange odour lingering in the air. Then I remembered I got hammered at a rerun of "Just Go With It" in a murky drive-in near Tucson.
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