A conversation with Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson born November 22nd, 1984 (Scorpio)
Scarlett Johansson suspects that in an alternative astral plane she is a mummy (source)

Scarlett, what are your feelings about president Trump?
You are a little impish, but I guaranteed my grandma I would not embarass myself again, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Pfft! Excluding "Disaster Movie", which was a gift, probabably it is "Perfect Stranger" or "Town & Country".

Do you have any birthmark?
Guess so! I have a little earthworm shaped birthmark on my right buttock. Probably my mother did have a nightmare involving an earthworm when she was pregnant.

Present-day world seems exposed to the problem of relentless ferocity and criminality. What would Scarlett Johansson do?
Actually, I'm sure that giving one million to every person can make many issues go away, but most politicians are greedy aged chaps scarcely interested in my brainy advice.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a yellow fox on my belly. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be retrieved if I am kidnapped, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly disrobed.

Do you like to cook?
Nein! But I like to create salads. My treasure is a mix of bacon and seitan, which I presume can accomodate both vegans and normal people.

Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe?
By all means! You take the bacon and the seitan and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.

Whole-grain buns?
It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix bacon and seitan with some chives and you are done!

Scarlett Johansson refused to let me know her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
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To be frank, my supervisor had arranged my hurried exchange with Scarlett Johansson many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like cultivating mosses or breeding mites. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Scarlett Johansson would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.