If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine an armadillo. A large, fat, quiet armadillo, replete and somnolent in a summer breeze.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Homer Simpson.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
Scarlett, do you have something to say to young people?
Absolutely! Don't let the color of your skin limit you anyway. But buy a sunscreen or you'll get burned anyhow.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The only real one, without doubt.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to gnus, cholesterol and the color pink.
In an article appeared on Asian Epistemologic Quarterly, dr. Keith C. Wright has observed that your roles are "a supernatural summary of present-day contextual surrealism". Anything to add?
Actually, I think that in his last paper published on Canadian Annals of Emerging Iconography, prof. Steven Flores completely rebuked that eccentric thesis.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yes! Take a nap on my couch.
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