A talk with Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson born November 22nd, 1984 (Scorpio)
Scarlett Johansson is presently put in writing her unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine an armadillo. A large, fat, quiet armadillo, replete and somnolent in a summer breeze.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Homer Simpson.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Scarlett, do you have something to say to young people?
Absolutely! Don't let the color of your skin limit you anyway. But buy a sunscreen or you'll get burned anyhow.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The only real one, without doubt.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to gnus, cholesterol and the color pink.

In an article appeared on Asian Epistemologic Quarterly, dr. Keith C. Wright has observed that your roles are "a supernatural summary of present-day contextual surrealism". Anything to add?
Actually, I think that in his last paper published on Canadian Annals of Emerging Iconography, prof. Steven Flores completely rebuked that eccentric thesis.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yes! Take a nap on my couch.

Scarlett Johansson refused to share her private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
8592747862 2252625294 878229328 8917501593 3149462781 7867904435 5003025645 2741000680 599890752 8384435941 974470907 9481398884 8144668528 867891257 2285686741 942331458 5191516010 5027782936 3300519250 8326863270
I have a confession to make. My supervisor had patiently scheduled my little rendezvous with Scarlett Johansson months beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Nothing but Trouble". So, the interview above is mainly based on what Scarlett Johansson would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.