A talk with Scarlett Pomers
Scarlett Pomers
Scarlett Pomers born November 28th, 1988 (Sagittarius)
Scarlett Pomers is always looking for new ways to stay in touch with her devotees. (pixabay photo)

We are here today with a special guest, Scarlett Pomers, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Scarlett, and welcome to Kenneth And The Amazing Microphone.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Scarlett, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yep! Don't let the color of your skin be an excuse for failure. Unless you are green. In that case you are probably going to die, so it's useless to pass around my words of wisdom.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let me start with :
Q: rock.

Scarlett : indifference

Q: fame
Scarlett : indifference

Q: coworkers
Scarlett : indifference

We are going nowhere fast...
Do you have problems with movie directors?

I don't have problems with them, since they worship me like humble people.

In a paper printed on Transactions on Chemical Topics, dr. Michael L. Green has observed that your movies are "a perfect epitome of modern pragmatic expressionism". Any comment?
Well, I think that in his recent essay published on Transactions on Applied Dynamism, prof. Kenneth Perry completely disproved that bizarre point of view.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Scarlett Pomers' secret telephone number :
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I patiently scheduled a little meeting with Scarlett Pomers several weeks in advance. The resulting article was awesome, like it was written by the spirit of Truman Capote after too much gin. It was awfully unfortunate that my neighbor (probably on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I showed vital signs again, I made an attempt to recollect those staggering words. So, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a perfectly accurate report of our interview, and thus I'm starting to wonder if it actually happened...
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