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A conversation with Seal
Seal born February 19th, 1963 (Aquarius)
A renowned clinic in Texas is currently using Seal's fans as subjects in an experiment on sleep disorders (source)

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my ego, I frequently rest on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and thorns abundantly sprinkled with vinegar.

Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Catwoman". I think that Sharon Stone was not a waste.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a rabbit. A large, fat, quiet rabbit, well fed and somnolent in the shade of a large tree.

Seal, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Seal's surprise". During one of my explorations of the Atacama desert, I discovered an unremarkable unknown plant, now named Physodantana foetidissima, which every 10 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of strawberries and mustard. It may sound unpalatable, but it may become a compulsive habit.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "1984" by George O. Well.

You mean, by George Orwell?
I'm not used to be chastised by irrelevant interviewers, and in any case probably we can agree to disagree.

When your are not singing, which is your preferred diversion?
I think that collecting and trading buttons is quite relaxing.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which forced me to fake an interest in good deeds.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight pneumonia?
Oh, since always.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Seal's home telephone number :
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Clearly, singers are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Seal completely alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Therefore, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained employing a soul reader from Dallas.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.