Do you like to cook?
Naw! But I like to invent salads. My all time favorite is a mix of beef jerk and bean sprouts, which I believe can accomodate both vegs and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the beef jerk and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix beef jerk and bean sprouts with some crushed garlic and there it is!
What is the most uncanny dream you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in a vacant dark place. A rotten reek persisting in the air. Then I realized I got plastered at a screening of "Mr. Woodcock" in a dreary movie house near Seattle.
One of your most famous songs, "Crazy", is a well known song of hatred. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Will do! It's also my uplifting song for when I have to call my parents.
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is untoward that I have little time to write. Last month I've read the back cover of the book "Animal Farm", and I found it quite acceptable. Thus, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain George Orwell - because I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
Modern world seems prone to unstoppable violence and criminality. What would Seal do?
I'm sure that giving a hired gun to every person can make many issues go away, but most administrators are just greedy decrepit chaps.
Seal, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Seal's surprise". In the middle of one of my famed researches in the Amazon basin, I discovered a little plant unknown to botanists, now named Anisopleura naniflora, which every 7 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of cherries and salmon. You have to be very rich even to unlike it...
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