Could you suggest a remedy for warts?
Yes, here it is my sure quick fix for warts. Mix two parts of fernet, three parts of tea and some cocktail sauce. Guzzle this elixir every 25 minutes for at least 5 hours.
You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of August I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue Smarties and my special Smurf meatloaf.
What is the most uncanny dream you remember?
I dreamed being reproached by the ghost of Michelangelo. I kept repeating "I did not paint my uncle's moose".
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking food is a huge waste of time, since there are fast food joints and cafeterias more than willing to deliver my daily intake of carbs and fats. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my disciples, I like to design salads. My treasure is a mix of spam and bean sprouts, which I presume can be suited for both vegs and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the spam and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix spam and bean sprouts with some sour cream and voilà, there it is!
What do you have in your pockets?
The hell with it! A tricky question. As this interview is a product of your mischievous neurons, I'm probably in my tempting undercloths, so no pockets at all.
What's your vice?
I watch funny videos on YouTube for hours. See, surely you are going to condemn me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a shit.
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