What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you spend your days among piles of dough, but there are regions where it is hopeless to find even an almost decent apple martini.
What happen if you play your song "Crazy" backward?
Earth may explode.
What have you got in your pocket?
Sacre bleu! Since this interview is a creation of your mischievous mind, I'm in my sensuous underwear, so no pockets at all.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Beethoven.
Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, most of the times. If you are burned then your ashes can dot a place you hate.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the consoling clink of two emeralds touching each other. However, my agent requires you write instead something more likeable, say, "the snore of your sleeping baby" or "the merry laugh of an exhilarated kid ".
Seal, which is your method for perfect skin?
As you may have guessed, it is a monthly ablution with warm tomato sauce.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed remedy. In case of drunkness mix two parts of vodka, three parts of energy drink and some applesauce. Gargle with the resulting brew every 20 minutes for at least 2 hours.
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