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An interview with Seal
Seal born February 19th, 1963 (Aquarius)
Seal is presently writing his unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you spend your days among piles of dough, but there are regions where it is hopeless to find even an almost decent apple martini.

What happen if you play your song "Crazy" backward?
Earth may explode.

What have you got in your pocket?
Sacre bleu! Since this interview is a creation of your mischievous mind, I'm in my sensuous underwear, so no pockets at all.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Beethoven.

Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, most of the times. If you are burned then your ashes can dot a place you hate.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the consoling clink of two emeralds touching each other. However, my agent requires you write instead something more likeable, say, "the snore of your sleeping baby" or "the merry laugh of an exhilarated kid ".

Seal, which is your method for perfect skin?
As you may have guessed, it is a monthly ablution with warm tomato sauce.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed remedy. In case of drunkness mix two parts of vodka, three parts of energy drink and some applesauce. Gargle with the resulting brew every 20 minutes for at least 2 hours.

Seal refused to share his home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
3427435761 4612449085 5057500436 407042303 835181477 4509651271 7057278553 224564861 679927776 4971475326 407434167 7920221095 746427108 2539640851 9873335302 833586302 9478726534 6482371737 905870367 5673555530
Singers are busy people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Seal peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without his help. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained employing a professional soul reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.