Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have an orange zebra on my shoulder. It implements a tracker, so I can be retrieved if I am kidnapped, but unfortunately it works only if I'm a little undressed.
Do you have a favorite book?
I've quite a soft spot for "Twilight" by Stephanie Bayern.
You surely mean, by Stephenie Meyer?
I think you are confusing the book with the movie, however I've heard it both ways.
Which is your forthcoming musical experiment?
Next week I'll release a vinyl-only cryptic recording of heavy metal covers of Frank Sinatra greatest hits, sung in Maori, Filipino and Finnish. It is very personal and jet of universal allure.
A well-known person you recognize as your doppelganger?
As my agent keeps repeating, William Shakespeare, because of our innate coolness.
What’s your worst defect?
Some say that my worst defect is that I have a very short attention span. Clearly, I'm too wonderful to be a snob, but generally I follow the train of my thoughts and I surely want to buy that car.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my character, I periodically take a nap on a cot made of nails.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.
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