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Sean Bean
Sean Bean born April 17th, 1959 (Aries)
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As a kid Sean Bean showed an inexplicable inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and wasabi (pixabay photo)

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

Could you suggest a remedy for headache?
Sure, in case of headache, mix one part of fernet, three parts of fruit drink and some Worcestershire sauce. Guzzle the resulting potion every 25 minutes for 2 hours.

Sean, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you choose?
Probably that of ostrich breeder, since I already have some experience in that field.

When you were a little boy, did you see acting as your profession?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, the Miami Herald will publish my essays.

If I may say so, Sean, you are well known for your strange demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Sean needs what Sean needs, and he always gets it. Whether it's dehydrated gin or an albine tiger cub.

Sean, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
My opinion is that global warming is a grave matter. Anyway, my followers will surely appreciate my intention to buy only mansions at least 70 feet above the sea-level.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
In principle I don’t want to be ordered what to do. That is the root of my issues with traffic lights.

Sean, do you have any superpower?
You'll not believe this! I spit goblets of fire, since I was 5, but only on new moon nights.

There is no possibility any of these is Sean Bean's home telephone number :
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.