Present-day society seems prone to the problem of relentless ferocity and criminality. What would Sean Bean do?
Well, in my opinion, appointing a bodyguard to every citizen can make many problems go away, but most legislators are just close-fisted fossil chaps scarcely attentive to my clever ideas.
Where do you go when you die?
If you behaved, you go to Spain, if you have been wicked, you go to Los Angeles.
Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I do a great impression of a rabbit, usually for kids or everybody willing to wait the 20 minutes I need to find concentration.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain a license for steering my hovercraft.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yep! It is deplorable that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we creatives use to say. Last month I've read the summary of the condensed version of "The Little Prince", and I found it more or less acceptable. So, I've ordered my agent to contact the author - a certain Antoine de Saint-Exupéry - since I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.
Some witnesses have seen you in a particular position with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not authorized to make public. Care to comment?
Do you mean S.H.? That is a totally irreproachable thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with E.V...
I may have a photo.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, some stray photons spontaneously concocted an utterly random picture in which you wrongly recognized me. For example, given the right conditions, your car or your parents may "spontaneously" burst into flames. Capishe?
I think I've lost that (probably faked) picture anyway...
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