An interview with Sean Bean
Sean Bean
Sean Bean born April 17th, 1959 (Aries)
A renowned research center in West Virginia is presently using Sean Bean's fans as subjects in an experiment on nightmares prevention (source)

Present-day society seems prone to the problem of relentless ferocity and criminality. What would Sean Bean do?
Well, in my opinion, appointing a bodyguard to every citizen can make many problems go away, but most legislators are just close-fisted fossil chaps scarcely attentive to my clever ideas.

Where do you go when you die?
If you behaved, you go to Spain, if you have been wicked, you go to Los Angeles.

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I do a great impression of a rabbit, usually for kids or everybody willing to wait the 20 minutes I need to find concentration.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain a license for steering my hovercraft.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yep! It is deplorable that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we creatives use to say. Last month I've read the summary of the condensed version of "The Little Prince", and I found it more or less acceptable. So, I've ordered my agent to contact the author - a certain Antoine de Saint-Exupéry - since I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.

Some witnesses have seen you in a particular position with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not authorized to make public. Care to comment?
Do you mean S.H.? That is a totally irreproachable thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with E.V...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, some stray photons spontaneously concocted an utterly random picture in which you wrongly recognized me. For example, given the right conditions, your car or your parents may "spontaneously" burst into flames. Capishe?

I think I've lost that (probably faked) picture anyway...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Sean Bean's home telephone number :
4918410872 545565053 3904420378 9752710879 4964387734 9091424150 8265870300 5574675630 272086213 3584025692 634133959 4277109768 6987401785 550325852 707920093 7167604758 3584669132 4418708755 415097229 6618757112
My meeting with Sean Bean has been patiently scheduled several days in advance. The resulting article was wonderful, like "The Name of the Rose" rewritten by Spider-man. Thus, it was highly regrettable, to put it mildly, that my ferret (on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I put the blame on karma, I made an attempt to remember those staggering words. To be clear here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is a totally truthful chronicle of what transpired during our interview, and thus I'm beginning to doubt it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.