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A conversation with Sean Bean
Sean Bean
Sean Bean born April 17th, 1959 (Aries)
And now, instead of Spanish inquisition, a nice picture of a cute squirrel (pixabay photo)

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring"?
I think so! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

What motivates you to act?
Fresh air, because acting is like breathing for me.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a purple caterpillar on my foot. It contains a tracker, so I can be rescued if I am abducted, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.

Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he books, say, a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to deceive aficionados and stalkers
Absolutely! We go to extremes to elude those troublemakers. We usually employ the moniker "Sean Baan".

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to increase the number of charity events I attend.

And since when did you feel a need to address the delicate issue of astigmatism?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.

Do you do your own shopping?
No chance! I hire a crew of shopping gurus to compile my grocery list and texting it to a team of professional buyers distributed around the planet. For the clothes, I ever employ a crew of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.

In a paper published on Journal of Epistemologic Topics, dr. Charles Cook has observed that your movies are "a supernatural summary of today symbolic Platonism". Which is your reaction?
Yes, it is evident that in his article appeared on Asian Psychological Quarterly, prof. Joe Baker completely rebutted that farfetched thesis.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Sean Bean's private telephone number :
8632954565 4820412830 4953283003 9975001413 5470219746 3674186872 5425507375 6487339539 7729324883 9140743479 477151493 3706966562 8028393496 9808962008 827917475 4465394618 2093513995 511685088 5355747357 2287293933
To be frank, my boss had patiently planned my interview with Sean Bean many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like grooming my pet gopher or breeding snails. So, the interview above is mainly based on what Sean Bean would have probably said if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.