A conversation with Sean Bean
Sean Bean
Sean Bean born April 17th, 1959 (Aries)
The blissful attitude of fans who have crossed paths with Sean Bean (pixabay photo)

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Crud! I'm like a drug, a Godsent one, for most of the people. I'm inescapable: I'm known to impress notable kings and undistinguished public defenders to the same extent. You know? There are 15 streets with my name in four different countries, not counting Latvia and Markovia.

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Charles Darwin. I played Aquaman until somebody got smart.

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

Present-day society seems to be subject to ferocity and criminality. What would Sean Bean do?
Actually, in my opinion, assigning an armed escort to every citizen can fix many problems, but most administrators are rapacious fossil lads little enticed by my ideas.

A well-known person you recognize as a part of your life?
As a poll suggests, Charlemagne, because of our shared moral standings. In my ideal world we both love cute jackals.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was a very uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of James I of England appeared and confirmed that I'm probably the reincarnation of an Augustus' homonym.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
I'm on the set of the sequel of "Next", a classic whose meaning has not been recognized.

Which is your technique for perfect skin?
As you may have imagined, it is a daily soaking into lukewarm unicorn tears.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Sean Bean's private telephone number :
5548082938 5586585384 8468306307 5701505066 3352120848 7830707224 9205415769 2702919805 525095872 9825584208 7911480056 3312138314 7723434478 7179467520 4962834134 5237439890 8299631452 4959722853 672980528 5947465616
Let's face it, actors are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to fix a meeting for an interview. So we decided to leave Sean Bean alone and we obtained the interview above without his help. Therefore, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained from a trained telepath.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.