Which is your earliest memory?
Well, I'm the testimonial for a new infant formula called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.
I'm eager to try it.
I'll let you have a sample.
Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to benzene, negativity and lion tears (please, don't ask!).
Sean, if I may ask, how do you invest the money you make?
If you want to become rich fast, I can give you the number of some financial advisors from Yemen who can double your stake. Just give them a photo of your kids as a sign of your good will.
Sean, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Sean's wonder". In the middle of one of my famed explorations of the Hymalayas, I uncovered a tree unknown to botanists, now named Peretrapapa barbata, that blooms only every 7 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of plums and bbq sauce. You have to be rich enough even to find it unattractive...
Sean, are you superstitious?
Positively! I have to hug 3 random people who wear a black shirt before a relevant occasion.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order disallows me from expressing my opinion.
Can you support the hearsay about the theft of the Mongolian death worm photos?
Sod a dog! I believe you have a senseless desire to buy the farm. Capishe? Well, I have a friend who has a friend that for $3000,... Nevermind. You like surprises, don't ya?
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