Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is regrettable that I have so little time to write. Recently I've read the inside flap of the book "The Picture of Dorian Gray", and I found it acceptable. Thus, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain Oscar Wilde - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.
Nowaday the problem of anemia in panthers is attaining monumental dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Surely! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The proceeds ($900 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of anemia in panthers.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I have to call my agent.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was an extremely uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of King Arthur appeared and confirmed that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Pablo Picasso.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new eau de toilette called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject without the advice of my laywer.
I would like to experiment it on unaware human guinea pigs.
I'll let you have a coupon.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I have acquired an irrational phobia for butterflies, because of a strange accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by Ouija boards, but that is quite common.
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