A talk with Sean Penn
Sean Penn
Sean Penn born August 17th, 1960 (Leo)
Sean Penn has signed a petition for the revival of the runic calendar (source)

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is regrettable that I have so little time to write. Recently I've read the inside flap of the book "The Picture of Dorian Gray", and I found it acceptable. Thus, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain Oscar Wilde - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Nowaday the problem of anemia in panthers is attaining monumental dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Surely! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The proceeds ($900 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of anemia in panthers.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Indiana Jones.

You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I have to call my agent.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was an extremely uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of King Arthur appeared and confirmed that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Pablo Picasso.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new eau de toilette called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject without the advice of my laywer.

I would like to experiment it on unaware human guinea pigs.
I'll let you have a coupon.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I have acquired an irrational phobia for butterflies, because of a strange accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by Ouija boards, but that is quite common.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Sean Penn's secret telephone number :
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I dawdled for years for the privilege to have a hurried interview with Sean Penn. The resulting interview was great, like "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" rewritten by Flash Gordon. Hence, it was very unfortunate that my koala set my only copy on fire! After I tried to wake myself up, I made an attempt to recapture those amazing words. I want to be aboveboard, I'm not so certain this web page contains an entirely precise account of what transpired during our exchange, and so I'm starting to wonder if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.