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Sean Pertwee
Sean Pertwee born June 4th, 1964 (Gemini)
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Sean Pertwee spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, he learnt to stun gnats by staring at them (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with Sean Pertwee, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Sean, and welcome to All My Celebrities.
Good evening to you, and thank you for calling me.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a red armadillo on my left buttock. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be retrieved if I am abducted, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.

Do you have any superpower?
I can walk on boiling oil, since I was 6. Maybe this is not so common in people with Scottish ancestors.

Sean, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
Sorry, I imagined this was a humorous discussion, not a graveyard for lunatics.

Do you have a favorite book?
I've a soft spot for "Siddhartha" by Herman Nessen.

You mean, by Hermann Hesse?
I think you are thinking to another edition, anyway I've heard it both ways.

Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he books a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to get rid of reporters and supporters
Absolutely! We do whatever is necessary to dodge those punks. I usually use the moniker "Sean Pyrtwee".

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yep! Take a nap on your couch.

There is no possibility any of these is Sean Pertwee's home telephone number :
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I lay in wait forever for the privilege to have a hurried meeting with Sean Pertwee. The resulting transcription was awesome, like it was written by the spirit of Victor Hugo in his prime. Hence, it was very regrettable that my armadillo by accident destroyed my only copy! After I restored my sobriety, I tried to recapture those imposing words. I want to be aboveboard here: I'm not really confident this web page is a totally truly run-down of what transpired during our rendezvous, and now I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.