We are here tonight with Sean Pertwee, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Sean, and welcome to All My Celebrities.
Good evening to you, and thank you for calling me.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a red armadillo on my left buttock. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be retrieved if I am abducted, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.
Do you have any superpower?
I can walk on boiling oil, since I was 6. Maybe this is not so common in people with Scottish ancestors.
Sean, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
Sorry, I imagined this was a humorous discussion, not a graveyard for lunatics.
Do you have a favorite book?
I've a soft spot for "Siddhartha" by Herman Nessen.
You mean, by Hermann Hesse?
I think you are thinking to another edition, anyway I've heard it both ways.
Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he books a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to get rid of reporters and supporters
Absolutely! We do whatever is necessary to dodge those punks. I usually use the moniker "Sean Pyrtwee".
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yep! Take a nap on your couch.
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