A conversation with Sean Young
Sean Young
Sean Young born November 20th, 1959 (Scorpio)
Sean Young suspects that in a previous existence she was a rag doll (pixabay photo)

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, I will register a patent for my atomic barbecue.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new salad dressing called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.

I can't wait to try it.
I'll let you have a coupon.

Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Brutopia. If I'm not mistaken, it is brown and red with a tiny green gerbil somewhere. Brutopia is a beautiful but unlucky nation. They are so poverty-stricken that robbery is legal from 4 to 6 AM.

Nowaday the problem of bubonic plague in mooses is reaching gigantic dimensions. Is Sean Young doing anything in this respect?
Certainly! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($1,300/night) will go to an organization for the cure of bubonic plague in mooses.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, several years ago I was crossing Malaysia in a battered minibus with a special friend. We did "it" in the prairie, like lascivious zebras, in the heart of nature.

Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I really can't stand commercial brands anymore. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Pityfera sarcophylla, an almost extinct bulb native of Val Verde.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Mock somebody's else haircut.

Sean Young refused to divulge her private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
4917925219 9898640756 7125309069 494950430 411627855 8825307304 711950466 6383744323 4805820560 2080423239 3177844468 7076546237 6499826444 882907229 802334285 3860650586 3177934652 9556222366 4015564590 9488466226
Let's face it, celebrities are very busy people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Sean Young alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Sean.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.