When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, I will register a patent for my atomic barbecue.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new salad dressing called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.
I can't wait to try it.
I'll let you have a coupon.
Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Brutopia. If I'm not mistaken, it is brown and red with a tiny green gerbil somewhere. Brutopia is a beautiful but unlucky nation. They are so poverty-stricken that robbery is legal from 4 to 6 AM.
Nowaday the problem of bubonic plague in mooses is reaching gigantic dimensions. Is Sean Young doing anything in this respect?
Certainly! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($1,300/night) will go to an organization for the cure of bubonic plague in mooses.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, several years ago I was crossing Malaysia in a battered minibus with a special friend. We did "it" in the prairie, like lascivious zebras, in the heart of nature.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I really can't stand commercial brands anymore. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Pityfera sarcophylla, an almost extinct bulb native of Val Verde.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Mock somebody's else haircut.
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