Which super power do you have?
Not a secret! I can swimming in burning lava, mostly if the sun shines. I believe this is quite common in awesome people with Irish forefathers.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the desk appearing in your last movie?
Shoot me! How did you find out!? I'm going to repeat it for the last time: I was never near that desk.
A famous person you think to as your doppelganger?
As several people say, Pocahontas, because of our artful hair style.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Franklin D. Roosevelt. I played Robin Hood until somebody got smart.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which forced me to fake an interest in good deeds.
And how long have you been feeling a need to make people aware of lead poisoning?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.
Do you know any good flu cure?
In case of flu, mix two parts of rum, one part of coffee and some margarine. Gargle with this mixture every 10 minutes for at least 3 hours.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Sure. Hit you in the teeth.
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