An interview with Sean Young
Sean Young
Sean Young born November 20th, 1959 (Scorpio)
Sean Young is presently put in writing her unofficial autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

Which super power do you have?
Not a secret! I can swimming in burning lava, mostly if the sun shines. I believe this is quite common in awesome people with Irish forefathers.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the desk appearing in your last movie?
Shoot me! How did you find out!? I'm going to repeat it for the last time: I was never near that desk.

A famous person you think to as your doppelganger?
As several people say, Pocahontas, because of our artful hair style.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Franklin D. Roosevelt. I played Robin Hood until somebody got smart.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which forced me to fake an interest in good deeds.

And how long have you been feeling a need to make people aware of lead poisoning?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.

Do you know any good flu cure?
In case of flu, mix two parts of rum, one part of coffee and some margarine. Gargle with this mixture every 10 minutes for at least 3 hours.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Sure. Hit you in the teeth.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Sean Young's private telephone number is listed here :
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My short appointment with Sean Young has been patiently lined up many months in advance. The resulting article was awe-inspiring, like it was written by Hemingway in his prime. Thus, it was very untoward, to put it mildly, that my koala destroyed my only copy! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I tried to extract from my fading memory those staggering words. I want to be straight, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains an entirely accurate chronicle of what transpired during our rendezvous, and now I'm starting to ask myself if it actually happened...
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