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Sebastian Stan
Sebastian Stan born August 13th, 1982 (Leo)
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Sebastian Stan is currently writing a guide to choosing wallpaper, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with Sebastian Stan, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Sebastian, and welcome to All My Celebrities.
I say it was about time you guys invited me. I saw Nicki Minaj the other day and, let me tell you, I did not like it.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently very brutal, since on this suffering Earth there are nations where it is impossible to find even a barely adequate hamburger with or without catchup.

Sebastian, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yes! Clinical studies have proved that getting drunk like a West Virginia congressman may have undesirable long-term effects, like loss of partners or death. But quaver no more! Buy "Sebastian's sensation", now with Polycistipana annua extracts. Just $19.99 for 100 pills, only in the best Mexican minimarkets (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It usually may cause colitis or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. A pill supplies 100% RDA of mud).

Which is your favorite book?
I'm wild about "Little Women" by Mary Ascott.

You mean, by Louisa May Alcott?
I don't think so. Maybe we can agree to disagree.

In a paper printed on Bulgarian Annals of Semiotic Topics, dr. Jim Russell observed that your movies are "a dramatic incarnation of present-day symbolic epicureanism". Which is your reaction?
It is evident that in his letter published on Russian Transactions on Advanced Hedonism, prof. Larry R. Hernandez totally invalidated that frivolous point of view.

Which is your favorite snack?
Rice grains with cranberry sauce, a mushroom, two apples, and a few drops of mineral water.

Sebastian, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Captain America: The First Avenger"?
Pfft! To put it blunty, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Sebastian Stan's secret telephone number :
613172797 552509273 978031111 3930804082 8098885959 520690706 3825033780 710232446 2778607901 8230585488 9149793993 5672546084 2145839026 2729561986 8105373216 9108686567 426680864 5865404164 357225720 768944776
Vips are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to fix an interview. So we decided to leave Sebastian Stan totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Therefore, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained via a certified telepath.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.