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Sebastian Stan
Sebastian Stan born August 13th, 1982 (Leo)
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At the beginning of her last public speech, Hillary Clinton has foolishly digressed about Sebastian Stan for 11 full minutes for no reason whatsoever (source)

Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny armadillo shaped scar on my left arm, a memory of my tough clash with a crazed panther.

Do you have any superpower?
This a secret! Talking backwards in Malay, since I was 4, particularly on Saturdays. Probably this is not so uncommon in awesome people with Irish forebears.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I eat super-natural indie products, because I pay attention to my beauty and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have a passion for millet seeds and kale chips, which I found very tasty on chicken nuggets.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.

What is the most uncanny nightmare you have ever had?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in a deserted dim place. A foul stink lingering in the air. Then I realized I got hammered at a screening of "Next" in a bleak cinema near Seattle.

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too absorbed in performing crucial things to waste time on such minutiae. Usually, I employ a bunch of economists to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a team of professional buyers distributed around the world. For the clothes, I ever hire a squad of stand-in, one for each body part.

Who are your heroes?
Mark Twain, Tarzan, and myself.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my spirit, I periodically take a siesta on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and glass splinters.

There is no possibility any of these is Sebastian Stan's secret telephone number :
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Let's face it, celebrities are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Sebastian Stan alone and obtain the interview above without his help. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Sebastian.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.