Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Novistrana, probably because there is my face in the corner of it. Novistrana is an amazing but unlucky nation. They are so poor that robbery is allowed from 2 to 5 AM.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my will, I often meditate on a hammock made of rusty barbed wire.
What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by the ghost of H.G. Wells. I kept yelling "I did not paint my neighbor's gazelle".
How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll one week ago. I think I'm a four in Milwaukee, but a ten in Congo.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I really can't stand industrial products. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Cutropa frigida, a rare black rose that only grows in Tibet.
Could you suggest a remedy for hay fever?
Sure, in case of hay fever, mix three parts of beer, two parts of tea and some soy sauce. Guzzle the resulting elixir every 20 minutes for 4 hours.
Sebastian, you appear to be always so effervescent and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. Everybody has two sides. At times, when I meet another artist, my vision blurs and I grit my teeth. And all of a sudden, I feel a compulsion to close forever those ogling eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to anything to do with that side.
Can you tell me the square root of 6790399135?
Even a bedazzled cat can answer that, provided it has a prosthetic thumb and an abacus.
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