A conversation with Sebastian Stan
Sebastian Stan
Sebastian Stan born August 13th, 1982 (Leo)
Writing his will, Sebastian Stan has provided that his body should be buried inside a pyramid (pixabay photo)

Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Novistrana, probably because there is my face in the corner of it. Novistrana is an amazing but unlucky nation. They are so poor that robbery is allowed from 2 to 5 AM.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my will, I often meditate on a hammock made of rusty barbed wire.

What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by the ghost of H.G. Wells. I kept yelling "I did not paint my neighbor's gazelle".

How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll one week ago. I think I'm a four in Milwaukee, but a ten in Congo.

Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I really can't stand industrial products. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Cutropa frigida, a rare black rose that only grows in Tibet.

Could you suggest a remedy for hay fever?
Sure, in case of hay fever, mix three parts of beer, two parts of tea and some soy sauce. Guzzle the resulting elixir every 20 minutes for 4 hours.

Sebastian, you appear to be always so effervescent and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. Everybody has two sides. At times, when I meet another artist, my vision blurs and I grit my teeth. And all of a sudden, I feel a compulsion to close forever those ogling eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to anything to do with that side.

Can you tell me the square root of 6790399135?
Even a bedazzled cat can answer that, provided it has a prosthetic thumb and an abacus.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Sebastian Stan's secret telephone number :
2285913274 888481199 5553812231 3060768571 4082130215 3481091446 3525589473 4887605722 5888038432 8483168300 5884601732 5358624539 5518208282 4021259546 9031356544 9540775068 331565320 3467815835 9073903848 9930405965
To be honest, my supervisor had arranged my meeting with Sebastian Stan months beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Mickey Blue Eyes". So, the interview above is mainly the recollection of a dream that followed after a dinner based on deep-fried bell peppers and wild boar stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.