Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny armadillo shaped scar on my left arm, a memory of my tough clash with a crazed panther.
Do you have any superpower?
This a secret! Talking backwards in Malay, since I was 4, particularly on Saturdays. Probably this is not so uncommon in awesome people with Irish forebears.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I eat super-natural indie products, because I pay attention to my beauty and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have a passion for millet seeds and kale chips, which I found very tasty on chicken nuggets.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.
What is the most uncanny nightmare you have ever had?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in a deserted dim place. A foul stink lingering in the air. Then I realized I got hammered at a screening of "Next" in a bleak cinema near Seattle.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too absorbed in performing crucial things to waste time on such minutiae. Usually, I employ a bunch of economists to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a team of professional buyers distributed around the world. For the clothes, I ever hire a squad of stand-in, one for each body part.
Who are your heroes?
Mark Twain, Tarzan, and myself.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my spirit, I periodically take a siesta on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and glass splinters.
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