Your zodiac sign is Cancer. Are you a typical Cancer?
Hell yeah! I'm a little irritable, somehow lethargic, opinionated and imperturbable. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is common in artists.
As everybody knows, the problem of carbon monoxide poisoning in wombats is attaining epic dimensions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Might as well! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The profits ($1,000 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of carbon monoxide poisoning in wombats.
If I may say so, Selena, you are also well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Selena needs what Selena needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's spicy cotton-candy or baobab bark.
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a heap of money in my pockets. You may stare at them, you can ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Do you know Henry E. Brooks (a former school principal, now a diving instructor) from Newark?
Not personally, but my cousin has been engaged to him for 3 weeks. Then there was a rumor about the bizarre suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Will do! I have acquired an unreasonable phobia for butterflies, after a freak accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by Ouija boards, but that is quite normal.
What do you eat between meals?
Bread rolls with pickles, a flour grain, four steaks, and some tea.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yep! Here it is
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