You are always fit as a fiddle. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in the month of November I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue potatoes and my special Smurf meat pie.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and foreheads of 800 models that will be dispersed in Las Vegas as in a flash mob.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
You betcha! Here it is my sure remedy. In case of need mix two parts of rum, three parts of coffee and some tahini. Drink the resulting brew every 25 minutes for at least 5 hours.
Serinda, what are your feelings about president Trump?
I'm somehow worried, since I heard that Trump wants to sponsor an investigation that proves that caries is a conspiracy of communists.
Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he books, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to run away from paparazzi and aficionados
You bet! We go to any length to deceive those hooligans. We generally employ the alias "Serinda Swen".
What's your vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. I’m surely going to be judged for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a shit.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a gray moose on my knee. It implements a GPS, so I can be find if I get lost in a desert, but unfortunately it works better if I'm a little undressed.
Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Great Scott! I'm like a drug, a legit one, for most of the people. I really make no distinction: I'm known to delight eminent Nobel prize winners and featureless housewives in the same fashion. You know? There are at least 13 parks with my statue in four different countries, not counting Latvia and Carpathia.
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