I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I was drove by my agent, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight astigmatism?
Since my agent showed some symptoms.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so occupied doing very crucial things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) to waste time on such trifles. Usually, I hire a squad of shopping specialists to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of professional buyers around the globe. For the garnments, I ever employ a gang of stand-in, one for each body part.
Do you know any good migraine cure?
All right! Here it is my fantastic treatment for migraine. Mix three parts of scotch, two parts of lemonade and some Worcestershire sauce in a large bowl, then gargle with the resulting potion every 15 minutes for at least 3 hours.
Do you have a favorite book?
I've quite a soft spot for "Jane Eyre" by Charlot.
You mean, by Charlotte Brontë?
Surely you are confusing the book with the movie, however we can agree to disagree.
What do you think about the international situation?
Fa shizzle! I think it is presently quite brutal, since on our torn planet there are countries where it is impossible to find even a tolerable margarita.
Are you allergic to anything?
Okey-doke! I'm allergic to ocelot tears (please, don't ask!), caffeine and backstabbers.
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