An interview with Seth Rogen
Seth Rogen
Seth Rogen born April 15th, 1982 (Aries)
Because of an uncanny accident occurred to his aunt, Seth Rogen has acquired an irrational phobia for cookies and a rational one for clowns (pixabay photo)

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I was drove by my agent, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight astigmatism?
Since my agent showed some symptoms.

Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so occupied doing very crucial things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) to waste time on such trifles. Usually, I hire a squad of shopping specialists to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of professional buyers around the globe. For the garnments, I ever employ a gang of stand-in, one for each body part.

Do you know any good migraine cure?
All right! Here it is my fantastic treatment for migraine. Mix three parts of scotch, two parts of lemonade and some Worcestershire sauce in a large bowl, then gargle with the resulting potion every 15 minutes for at least 3 hours.

Do you have a favorite book?
I've quite a soft spot for "Jane Eyre" by Charlot.

You mean, by Charlotte Brontë?
Surely you are confusing the book with the movie, however we can agree to disagree.

What do you think about the international situation?
Fa shizzle! I think it is presently quite brutal, since on our torn planet there are countries where it is impossible to find even a tolerable margarita.

Are you allergic to anything?
Okey-doke! I'm allergic to ocelot tears (please, don't ask!), caffeine and backstabbers.

Seth Rogen refused to share his private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
8385389302 8292690116 2503444363 6390187009 737829068 4236914181 3083723333 290569748 8758698730 9252138031 4536935241 653874373 230066510 7574019344 9678052166 8118047100 2133171652 836611144 6065528105 8342191227
I patiently waited forever for an occasion to have a brief conversation with Seth Rogen. The resulting article was wondrous, like "Angela's Ashes" rewritten by Gandalf. So, it was very disastrous that another inmate by accident (I hope!) set my only copy on fire! After I regained mental sanity, I struggled to recapture those imposing words. I want to be straight, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a completely accurate account of our conversation, and thus I'm starting to wonder if it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.