A talk with Shailene Woodley
Shailene Woodley
Shailene Woodley born November 15th, 1991 (Scorpio)
The amused air of fans who have encountered Shailene Woodley (pixabay photo)

You have been the recipient of many prizes. What is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Tin Anteater Cup" assigned by the Mayor of Indianapolis for "extraordinary yet unrequested acting achievement" at the early age of 9.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Henry Kissinger. I was the comic relief in the part of a baffled passerby.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm very fond of "Pride and Prejudice" by Jan Auster.

You mean, by Jane Austen?
Maybe your cover had a typo, but I've heard it both ways.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Tarzan.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I have to call my agent.

What do you think about the international situation?
Sodding hell! I think it is currently very brutal, since there are countries where it is hopeless to find even a decent frankfurter.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I rented a fashionable mansion on the hidden hills of Kyrgyzstan. The payment included barbed wire aplenty to protect my privacy and also a mob of local extras portraying supporters.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Shailene Woodley's secret telephone number is listed here :
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My director had lined up my little conversation with Shailene Woodley days beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Soul Plane". So, the transcript above is essentially the elaboration of a dream that ensued after a copious dinner based on beans and raw onions.
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