A talk with Shane West
Shane West
Shane West born June 10th, 1978 (Gemini)
Like many Gemini people, Shane West is in danger of getting a garden gnomes collecting addiction (pixabay photo)

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Sarah Connor.

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
Guess so! I'm very cordial, quite zippy, strong-minded and restless. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: panic.

Shane : button

Q: sadness
Shane : light

Q: fans
Shane : wrath

We are going nowhere fast...
Do you know any good warts cure?

Here it is my sure panacea for warts. Mix one part of red wine, two parts of ground coffee and some Tabasco sauce in the skull of an armadillo, then gargle with this elixir every 20 minutes for 5 hours.

Shane West refused to let me know his home telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
8078260512 384033993 551153869 5231358441 9412183978 944642226 2871675796 483549579 2177110635 212288312 5604585074 6734486114 7278030866 8186097477 2817553663 299431622 6939891448 8974041500 8931879552 2440680018
I have a confession to make. My chief had patiently scheduled my brief talk with Shane West many days beforehand. Regrettably, my pet bobcat got beriberi, so I had to skip the talk. So, the interview above is essentially the recollection of a dream I had after a large dinner of beans and liver sausages.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.