Shania, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
You are just a bit devilish, but I gave assurance to my cat I would not talk dirty openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an extremely uncanny experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Nikola Tesla appeared and hypothesized that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Immanuel Kant.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my ego tougher, I often rest on a bed made of rough sandpaper and thorns.
Shania, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Of course! Don't let the color of your skin limit you anyway. But buy a sun block or you'll get burned anyhow.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity concert. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to fake an interest in good deeds.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight alopecia?
WHAT? Alopecia!? That's definitely not what my agent told me. I have to call my agent.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You can stare at them in awe, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
In a paper printed on American Transactions on Structural Sociology, prof. Ronald Phillips has described your songs as "a dramatic archetype of modern conceptual stoicism". Anything to add?
Actually, I think that in his letter published on Pacific Journal of Theological Inquiry, dr. Brian Cooper totally rebuked that frivolous point of view.
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