We are here today with Shannon Elizabeth, who just saw the birth of her last movie. Hi, Shannon, and welcome to Gnaw Your Celebrity!.
Good morning to you, and thank you for calling me.
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Just a hint. The working title of the movie is "Robert, Margaret and Vimbadoo". Imagine a man and a woman. They live together in Seattle. Margaret is a medium while Robert is a golfer. When Robert's pet chipmunk Vimbadoo got brucellosis, they begin a spiritual journey to search for Sclerocypharia biflora (a rare tree which grows in Switzerland only), whose roots can save the chipmunk.
Shannon, where did you go on your last break from work?
Last summer I rented an exquisite castle on the secluded hills of Kyrgyzstan. The rent included barbed wire everywhere to preserve my privacy and also a mob of extras acting like unhinged fans.
Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
I can flap both my ears independenty.
Shannon, do you like panthers?
For which reason you do not like panthers?
They stink! And one panther bite my cousin's private bits. This is one of the reasons I become an artist, so I may reconsider my position on panthers.
Where do you go when you die?
The corpses do not wander. They normally tend to stay where you sit them.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Shannon Elizabeth, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.
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