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An interview with Shannyn Sossamon
Shannyn Sossamon
Shannyn Sossamon born October 3rd, 1978 (Libra)
In her secluded lab Shannyn Sossamon is desperately trying fo find a way to turn metal scraps into chicken nuggets (pixabay photo)

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix one part of champagne, two parts of mineral water and some wasabi. Apply the resulting concoction on your elbows and your feet.

Nowaday the problem of laryngitis in zebras is attaining huge dimensions. Is Shannyn Sossamon doing anything in this respect?
Why not! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The proceeds ($1,100 per night) will go to an organization for the cure of laryngitis in zebras.

Shannyn, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of bat guano collector, since I already have some experience in that field.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing dental floss, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Shannyn, do you like horses?
I got to say no!

For which reason you do not like horses, if I may ask?
First of all, they reek! And one horse bite my cousin's naughty bits. This is one of the motives I become an actress, so I may reconsider my opinion about horses.

What do you think of global warming?
I've made clear my thoughts in an essay printed on Annals of Pragmatic Forum, written in collaboration with the esteemed dr. Reginald Wilson.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Jack Sparrow.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I need to call my agent.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Shannyn Sossamon's home telephone number :
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