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A talk with Shannyn Sossamon
Shannyn Sossamon
Shannyn Sossamon born October 3rd, 1978 (Libra)
Shannyn Sossamon spent 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before she saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. However, she learnt to project her aura, about 7 inches far (source)

We are here today with Shannyn Sossamon, who just saw the birth of her last movie. Hi, Shannyn, and welcome to A Day With Somebody.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters at the United Nations.

Shannyn, do you have something to say to young people?
Will do! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. Sun block and sunscreen have been invented for a reason.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an extremely uncanny experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Goethe appeared and confirmed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Samuel Johnson's uncle.

Do you do your own shopping?
I got to say no! Usually, I employ a squad of Georgia Tech dropouts to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a bunch of pro buyers spread around the planet. For the garnments, I ever hire a gang of surrogates, one for each body part.

Do you have any superpower?
This a secret! I can snorkel in melted cheese, mostly if it's cloudy.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Vincent van Gogh. I played one of his neighbors.

Do you know Pamela Russell (a former dairy cattle farmer, now an external auditor) from West Covina?
Not personally, but my cousin has been engaged to her for 5 weeks. Then there was half a scandal about Pamela having affairs with every man aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their engagement came to a sudden conclusion.

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