I'm here today with a special guest, Shannyn Sossamon, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Shannyn, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Chloë Grace Moretz, because I think we share a taste for dogs.
Where do you go when you die?
If you have been kind, you go to Madrid, if you have been annoying, you go to Dallas.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Michelangelo. I played a column in the backstage.
How do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
Well, I invested a bunch of money in a money-making scheme devised by a financial genius named Charlie Penzi, a mastermind of offshore investments (whatever it means). I'll let you know his number, but he has been incommunicado in the last few weeks.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
No problem! Here it is
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "A Knight's Tale"?
Bunk! The set was full of stink bugs. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yep. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Mickey Blue Eyes", a timeless jewel whose magnitude has not been fully recognized.
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