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Shannyn Sossamon
Shannyn Sossamon born October 3rd, 1978 (Libra)
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Shannyn Sossamon's attempt to launch her eau de cologne for woman redolent of fish essence has been an inevitable catastrophe (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with a special guest, Shannyn Sossamon, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Shannyn, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Chloƫ Grace Moretz, because I think we share a taste for dogs.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been kind, you go to Madrid, if you have been annoying, you go to Dallas.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Michelangelo. I played a column in the backstage.

How do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
Well, I invested a bunch of money in a money-making scheme devised by a financial genius named Charlie Penzi, a mastermind of offshore investments (whatever it means). I'll let you know his number, but he has been incommunicado in the last few weeks.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
No problem! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the emotions,
you took your love away from me.
A scarf, a photo forgotten in a drawer
the sad vestiges of you.
You took your love away from me,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "A Knight's Tale"?
Bunk! The set was full of stink bugs. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yep. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Mickey Blue Eyes", a timeless jewel whose magnitude has not been fully recognized.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Shannyn Sossamon's home telephone number :
325805037 6853838108 4321521641 7935940394 8189811401 8929328466 906436533 5820008319 4568543148 856986381 9186155663 8987642967 4444110385 6568916636 2308638958 537688215 2802872699 7258177757 5965311231 905531458
I scheduled a short meeting with Shannyn Sossamon several months in advance. The resulting transcription was impressive, like it was written by Edgar Allan Poe in his prime. Hence, it was awfully unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my doctor destroyed my only copy! After I accepted reality, I tried to remember those wonderful words. I want to be clear, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a perfectly precise run-down of our exchange, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.