An interview with Shannyn Sossamon
Shannyn Sossamon
Shannyn Sossamon born October 3rd, 1978 (Libra)
Probably you don't know that during her driving exam, Shannyn Sossamon inadvertently ran into a sloshed hippo, with little consequences for the animal (pixabay photo)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Shannyn Sossamon, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and rang their doorbell until they gave me a job.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often. Say every two hours. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Shannyn Sessamon", who supposedly is a retired ship's officer from San Francisco. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much heartbreaking as finding that for Yahoo my name sounds like a shocking vulgarity in Turkish.

Do you do your own shopping?
No dice! I pay a squad of Georgia Tech graduates to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of pro buyers scattered around the world. For the clothes, always a critical issue, I ever employ a squad of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

What would you like to do right now?
Talk to a shrink about the circus of life.

Is there a deep meaning hidden in your "A Knight's Tale"?
Aye! Forgive and forget - or something like that.

Where do you go when you die?
Inside a pine box, most of the times. If you are burned then your ashes can waste space in a funny box in somebody else home.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to stun flies by staring at them.

There is no possibility any of these is Shannyn Sossamon's private telephone number :
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My hurried meeting with Shannyn Sossamon has been set up several days in advance. The resulting transcription was breathtaking, like it was written by the spirit of Miguel de Cervantes at his peak. Thus, it was highly unfavorable that my neighbor by accident (I assume) destroyed my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I tried to summon up those great words. I want to be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains an absolutely precise run-down of what transpired during our conversation, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.