An interview with Sharlto Copley
Sharlto Copley
Sharlto Copley born November 27th, 1973 (Sagittarius)
Less known fact: until he was 15 Sharlto Copley believed Santa Claus was of Klingon ethnicity (source)

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Charlie Hunnam, because we were in the same book club when we were in high scool.

Do you know Melissa A. Gray (a former fire fighter, now a university tutor) from Inglewood?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly married to her. Then there was some commotion about some unconventional photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to an abrupt end.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the grandfather clock appearing in your last movie?
I already spilled the beans with the CIA.

Sharlto, what are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
You are just a bit naughty, but I assured my mom I would not swear openly, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.

Which is your favorite snack?
Chicken breasts with mayonnaise, a flour grain, two frozen pizzas, and a bit of rum.

Sharlto, you are well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Sharlto needs what Sharlto needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's titanium-plated potpourri or baby panda's tears.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Absolutely! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the emotions away from me.
A scarf, a book lost in a drawer
my only memories of you.
You took away all that I had,
all that counts you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Do you do your own shopping?
Surely not! Actually, I pay a team of experts to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a gang of pro buyers scattered around the globe. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever retain a number of surrogates, one for each body part.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Sharlto Copley's private telephone number :
2034218815 9077264545 8951053812 2921583527 9373724549 6867001418 8196390842 3032931780 581237486 2111491696 3256001261 6559235808 902866126 7841599521 4754580713 734428513 3059276637 5946695901 8511943992 9961999368
I waited for several weeks for the privilege to have a hurried talk with Sharlto Copley. The resulting transcription was staggering, like "The Old Man and the Sea" rewritten by Daredevil. Thus, it was highly disastrous that my armadillo destroyed my only copy! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I struggled to remember those wonderful words. To be frank here: I'm not so certain this web page contains a completely factual account of our talk, and now I'm beginning to doubt it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.