Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have an orange armadillo on my arm. It is radioactive, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow undressed.
Could you improvise a song for us.
May so! Here it is
Do you do your own shopping?
Go jump in a lake! I retain a squad of Georgia Tech graduates to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of professional buyers around the planet. For the garbs, I ever have a bunch of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Casino"?
For certain! To put it blunty, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".
Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Charles Dickens. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 10 seconds.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Norman Bates.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
I need to call my agent.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I have developed an irrational fear for Smurfs, after a curious accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by dark places, but that is quite normal.
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