An interview with Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone born March 10th, 1958 (Pisces)
The euphoric face of fans who have crossed paths with Sharon Stone (pixabay photo)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have an orange armadillo on my arm. It is radioactive, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow undressed.

Could you improvise a song for us.
May so! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the respect away from me.
A pen, a button alone in a drawer
the tired remnants of you.
You took away all that I had,
all and everything you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

Do you do your own shopping?
Go jump in a lake! I retain a squad of Georgia Tech graduates to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of professional buyers around the planet. For the garbs, I ever have a bunch of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Casino"?
For certain! To put it blunty, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Charles Dickens. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 10 seconds.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Norman Bates.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
I need to call my agent.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I have developed an irrational fear for Smurfs, after a curious accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by dark places, but that is quite normal.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Sharon Stone's secret telephone number is listed here :
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Clearly, vips are frantic people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Sharon Stone peacefully alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a trained mentalist from Phoenix.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.