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Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone born March 10th, 1958 (Pisces)
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Sharon Stone is sponsoring the introduction of seashells as a possible alternative to bitcoins (pixabay photo)

I'm here tonight with Sharon Stone, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Sharon, and welcome to Even More Useless Celebrity Facts.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Present-day society seems exposed to a wave of unstoppable ferocity and criminality. What would Sharon Stone do?
Well, I believe that lending one million to every person can make many problems go away, but most administrators are greedy old chaps.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently quite harsh, since there are countries where it is impossible to find even an almost decent cosmopolitan.

You hit the mark in "Casino". Were you given plenty of freedom to shape your character?
You bet! I'm used to improvise. It's like a second nature.

Sharon, is there a deep meaning behind "Casino"?
Yes, that we’re all in this together - or something like that.

If I may say so, Sharon, you are also well known for your bizarre requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Sharon needs what Sharon needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's a lobster pizza or Ukrainian dandelions.

What is your take of the future Oscar controversy?
To be frank, this has always been a minefield.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a red cow on my knee. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be find if I get lost in a desert, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow disrobed.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Sharon Stone's private telephone number :
7772080026 6170306392 8929438890 6779037209 2009099030 2881652470 277581702 2951566767 3502877598 611619881 6752136011 9616733814 8418238279 981668705 5809539855 8118458979 260809957 797285933 7988396662 4457538981
To be frank, my boss had planned my brief meeting with Sharon Stone weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Mongolian or breeding mites. So, the transcript above is essentially the recollection of a nightmare I had following a heavy dinner of wild boar stew and raw broccoli.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.