A talk with Shaznay Lewis
Shaznay Lewis
Shaznay Lewis born October 14th, 1975 (Libra)
By popular demand of her fans, Shaznay Lewis will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,500 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of carbon monoxide poisoning in hedgehogs (source)

One of your hits, "Never Felt Like This Before", is a universal hymn of love. Does it also have a secret meaning?
Yes, it's also my uplifting song for when I have to clean the dishes.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, many years ago I was camping in Ivory Coast with a friend and we did "it" in the meadows, like libidinous gophers, in the very heart of nature.

In a paper printed on American Sociological Quarterly, prof. Arthur U. Moore has described your songs as "a dramatic recapitulation of contemporary pragmatic organicism". Anything to add?
Actually, it is clear that in his recent letter appeared on Russian Transactions on Structural Structuralism, dr. James T. Ramirez completely disproved that superficial thesis.

Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
Not many people know that I have the blessing of total recall. Indeed, I remember pretty well the moment I saw the light. It was a night in October. An almost perfect autumn night, lightning at the horizon and a promise of electricity in the air. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of people howling like banshees. The first, but not the best day of my life...

I hoped in something more cheerful.
Who gives a damn? My whole existence is like an amble into a grisly grinder.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a jackal. A big, fat, tranquil jackal, full and sleepy in the summer shade.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: violet.

Shaznay : noise

Q: europium
Shaznay : noise

Q: people
Shaznay : noise

We are going nowhere fast...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Shaznay Lewis' secret telephone number :
284008770 4316076631 7847304320 7566384554 9262685110 884084418 8105770609 7054479482 892436310 5977627646 252717676 634920107 395196358 917406805 6213901306 2665639924 5067621738 9187756881 4738733433 2520347911
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