What’s your biggest defect?
Sometimes I beguile interviewers. But I'm not that desperate right now so you will remain relatively untouched.
What motivates you to sing?
Oxygen deficiency, since singing is like breathing for me.
Do you know any good constipation cure?
Yes, here it is my instant relief for constipation. Mix one part of sparkling wine, three parts of fruit smoothie and some sesame oil in a bowl, then guzzle this elixir every 20 minutes for 4 hours.
What would Sheena Easton do to solve the problem of violence and criminality that is menacing our world?
I've two inspirations for you: "Minority Report" and "Equilibrium".
Do you do your own shopping?
When hell freezes over! Usually, I employ a bunch of Stanford dropouts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a team of pro buyers scattered around the planet. For the garbs, I ever pay a bunch of doubles, one for each body part.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Rambo.
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
Where did you go on your last break from work?
Recently I leased a luxurious castle on the secluded hills of Liechtenstein. The contract included a mined drawbridge to protect my privacy but also a crew of local extras impersonating hysterical supporters.
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