A talk with Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf born June 11th, 1986 (Gemini)
Among Shia LaBeouf's future projects there is a top-secret Sundance-Festival-friendly western movie in which all the action takes place in a fallout shelter (source)

What would you like to do right now?
Talk to a shrink about the ghosts.

Shia, what’s your worst defect?
Some say that I have a propensity to coprolalia, but they are just feeble-minded idiots.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
It's so hard to decide.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes! I have developed an irrational phobia for the color purple, on account of a curious accident happened to my uncle. I'm also terrified by tigers, but that is quite common.

Do you like to cook?
I don't believe so! But I like to invent salads. My most cherished one is a mix of spam and soybeans, which I presume can be fine for both vegetarians and normal people.

Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the spam and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.

It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix spam and soybeans with some butter and voilà, there it is!

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
When I want to start my session with a bang I sing "All around the World" by Lisa Stansfield.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Shia LaBeouf's home telephone number :
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I dawdled for years for the privilege to have a little interview with Shia LaBeouf. The resulting piece was impressive, like "Life of Pi" rewritten by Magneto. Hence, it was awfully untoward, to put it mildly, that my koala by accident (I assume) set my only copy on fire! After I accepted reality, I attempted to recall those mind-blowing words. To be straight here: I'm not really sure this web page contains an entirely truthful report of our appointment, and so I'm beginning to question whether it ever was real...
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