What would you like to do right now?
Talk to a shrink about the ghosts.
Shia, what’s your worst defect?
Some say that I have a propensity to coprolalia, but they are just feeble-minded idiots.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
It's so hard to decide.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes! I have developed an irrational phobia for the color purple, on account of a curious accident happened to my uncle. I'm also terrified by tigers, but that is quite common.
Do you like to cook?
I don't believe so! But I like to invent salads. My most cherished one is a mix of spam and soybeans, which I presume can be fine for both vegetarians and normal people.
Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the spam and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix spam and soybeans with some butter and voilà, there it is!
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
When I want to start my session with a bang I sing "All around the World" by Lisa Stansfield.
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