Who are your heroes?
Oscar Wilde, Jack Sparrow, and myself.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments.
Our society seems to be subject to violence and ferocity. What would Shia LaBeouf do?
I think we can learn from past movies, like "Robocop" and "1984".
Do you use an alias when you book a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to deceive stalkers and followers
Sure! We do whatever is necessary to steer clear of those punks. We generally adopt the pseudonym "Shia LeBeouf".
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a beaver. A big, fat, tranquil beaver, full and somnolent in the summer shade.
Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you behaved, you go to France, if you have been lifeless you go to Canada.
Do you know Harold W. Wright (a former conveyancer, now an ophthalmologist) from Columbus?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly married to him. Then there was some commotion about Harold having affairs with every woman aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to an abrupt end.
Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I spent 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt to stun mosquitoes by staring at them.
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